Texans are out of town, and you’re figuring out where to end up [most likely drunk off your ass] watching some football. Do you go out to a bar? Do you tailgate? Do you sit at home on your couch with a bottle of vodka and a box of cocoa puffs? This past Sunday, I left my cave in favor of Texans Grille and the Battle Red Freaks. If you haven’t heard about these guys, you’re living under a rock. Per their own admission, they are “a group of FREAKY TEXANS fans that are working hard to spread the fever and do all we can to help build a TEXANS NATION!”

Freaky, you say? Sold.

Dragging my [surprisingly] not-hungover self out of bed at 9:30AM on a Sunday is quite the task. First of all, I’m pretty sure my snooze button up and quit on me a few months ago, just packed his bags and walked the f*ck out of my iPhone after years of abuse. Yet, somehow, I manage to turn myself from hot-mess into halfway decent in about 30-45 minutes of prep time. I never eat breakfast, so there’s that, chugged a bottle of water and I was out the door. The ringleader of the Battle Red Freaks , let’s call him “C”, had told me to be there by 11AM, and I, being the complete control freak that I am, was there at 10:45.

I was originally going to write a very ambiguous blog on this topic. But you all know me better than that. Sunday’s experience was nothing short of ridiculous. By the time I left, I was three sheets to the wind, four gentlemen had plugged their numbers in my phone, five people had followed me on twitter, and my ass had a welt on it the size of a very large handprint. (THANKS, C!)

Miss Thang (aka TBD aka @taybyrnedodge) is 45 minutes late, so I’m down a Bloody Mary or six before she even arrives. Everyone was very welcoming and friendly. I meet C, his wife, some of their friends, and Houston rapper, Dre Ladon.  Super chill dude, very talented. His music is pretty sick (and by the way – PLUG – you can check out his new single, “H Up for Them Texans”, HERE).

So anyway, TBD arrives. Thankfully she likes football. The absolute worst is to take a girlfriend that hates sports. You’ll be left wondering what the over/under is for her making it through the game without burying her face in her Margarita. Not to mention the constant “will you come with me to the bathroom?” She tolerates my weird zoning out during offensive drives (“STEPHANIE? HELLO??”), and let’s me scream when there’s a sack without looking like she wants to die. She even shares my love of #76. Yes, we are soul mates.

TBD and I were marveling at some of these get ups the BRFs come decked out in. We have got to have the best fans in the NFL. I mean, Texans STORM TROOPERS? Seriously? Unfreakingreal. There were also what appeared to be “communal children” that were drinking Red Bulls through a straw (kids go hard these days).

Long story short, we ended up having a badass time and meeting some cool people. The only problem was, for me anyway, that it was really difficult to focus on football with so much distraction. If you asked me to make an analysis based off Sunday’s game, I would not be able to without watching some NFL rewind. So, depending what kind of girl you are, (dedicated to the actual game, or just a fan of the drinking and constant getting hit on) it’s got to be your call whether or not this type of atmosphere is for you. As for me, I think I’ll give my black and blue ass cheek a rest and stay home for the next one.


By P.D. Starr, State of the Texans.

Everyone knows about the rigors of the Houston Texans’ training camp, the so-called “grind” of day-to-day practices for the players. The team is focused and hard working, to say the least, but it’s the comedic personalities that kept the team going in that unforgiving Texas heat.

Fortunately for me, I get to see this affable side of the team that is not often shown to the public, and tell you about it, too. The majority of fans know who the “funny guys” are, and if you follow these guys on social media, or listen to them at press conferences, you understand what I am talking about already.

Let’s count down the top 5 Texans Training Camp comedians and personalities:

5. Johnathan Joseph: Talk about one of the most active and talkative players for the Texans. During practice he is the ringleader of the secondary and is always giving his positive take to the cornerbacks on the team. He give his playful “trash talk” to the offensive players and lets them know they are not going to move the ball on him. The mentality of the defense starts with Joseph and he is always getting into the ears of J.J. Watt and Brian Cushing during practice pushing their buttons to make them better.

Highlight of Camp: When his teammate from Cincinnati, Shayne Graham, was kicking field goals during a team situation during training camp, Joseph was yelling on the sideline “That’ my boy “Money Graham”! Watch him do work.” Graham ended up going five for five on field goal attempts, and while running off the field the first one to congratulate him before getting to the sideline was, you guessed it, Joseph.

4. Arian Foster: He is very soft spoken on the practice field and is business when it is practice time. A hard worker learning his craft running and catching the football and other skills associated with the position. When the Texans get water breaks, his helmet comes off, a smile comes out and he is making other players laugh. He is the life of the party, when time permits, and that is what makes him special. He works when it is time and provides that “humor” that is needed to get the team through those tough times of camp.

Highlight of Camp: It was the end of the second day of camp and Foster was talking to Ben Tate and Justin Forsett about his basketball game. Foster explained how he could cross them over and dominate them in the paint. To make it better Foster also told Lestar Jean that his fade away game is something you need to worry about.  He also was showing his moves using his helmet as the basketball.

3. J.J. Watt: It is hard to imagine a second year player garner as much respect as Watt does when he hit the practice field. After dislocating his elbow, in the first week of training camp, his injury deflated the moral of the team. Watt ,not to be out done, was out at practice the next day in a sling, but still talking to fans and being with his position group during practice. The following week, Watt played water boy for the defense and pulled the ice chest around to his teammates and handed out towels and Gatorades. When he was fitted for his brace, he was catching of the football jugs machine with one hand. His presence was noticed by his teammates, and he let them know he was there despite his injury.

Highlight of Camp: At open practices he would get out to the field as early as he could, and talk to the kids that came to see him. He would get down on one knee and ask them for their name and a high five. One girl was holding up a handmade #99 poster board with “Watt” scribbled on it, Watt saw it went over to her gave her quick autograph and said “Thank You.” This all happened before practice started.

2. Shaun Cody: Cody instantly broke barriers when he came out the 1st day of practice with his silver hoop earring in his left ear. He was glad to show it off to fans and his teammates, but mostly to his position coach Bill Kollar. When fans would yell for one of the big named players, Cody would instantly yell back to the fans and say I am over here, waving at them. Cody works as hard as anyone out there, but he is definitely the guy teammates look to for an instant laugh.

Highlight of Camp: The Texans practice on their three practice fields away from Reliant and mainly on field three furthest away from the entrance to the field. Carts take the players from the locker-room to the practice field. On a tough day of practice, Cody faked having a cramp to get on the training cart so he wouldn’t have to walk. He covered his face with a towel so he could hide his smile, while lying on the cart.

1. Antonio Smith: Of all the players on the team and when being interviewed, there is probably nobody better when it comes to being in the spotlight. When asked questions in an interview, you never know what you might get as an answer, just last week he came out with “Tomfoolery” describing Richie Incognito’s play on Sunday. Smith does go out of his way to help the younger players and give them advice when it comes to technique used at the position. Smith is one of kind and he is able to balance football and being the center of attention very well.

Highlight of Camp: This goes with the Cody story above. While Cody was “limping” to the medical cart, Smith saw his opportunity to help and helped Cody to the cart. Then Smith started yelling that it was an emergency and told Coach Kubiak he had it under control. Both he and Cody were laughing, and needless to say, they both made the walk back to Reliant.

Texans fans love that their team is so readily accessible and easy to relate to. But, most importantly, they are our team, Houston’s team. This organization is finally turning the corner, and giving us a product that we can be proud of…and it looks as though this is just the beginning.


About P.D. Starr: After contributing for Texans sites across the web, Starr decided to open the State of the Texans, a site dedicated to the REAL fans of the Houston Texans. Dedicated to bringing fresh thoughts and information on the Texans to their fan base, it is Texans 100% all day every day here on State of the Texans. You can also find Starr tri-hosting with Mike Kerns and Aaron Close on Luv Ya Steel Blue, a weekly podcast during the season all about the Texans.

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While not everyone may be a huge fan of the NFL you’d think that when you are selling T-shirts about sports teams, you’d do your research. However, it doesn’t look like this is what happened with Old Navy, as the store recently released a line of T-shirts with a big mistake printed on them. The shirts displayed the Houston Texans logo and stated that they were “1961 AFC Champions”. However, as NFL fans will know it was not the Houston Texans who won this competition, it was the Houston Oilers. Not only will this annoy Oilers fans, but it is a bit of a slap in the face for Texans fans, who do not need reminding of times when their team has not won.

This is not the only mistake on the shirt, as the competition was actually known as the AFL, the AFC not having been started until the 1970 merger. Most fans of the Oilers, even if they only watch games occasionally and play more on or hang out with friends, will know that decades after this date their team moved from Texas to Tennessee and renamed themselves as the Titans. The Houston Texans emerged into the league in 2002, after an expansion of the franchise, so definitely could not have won the 1961 competition.

Old Navy have said that they are removing the T-Shirts from sale and have apologised for the mistake, saying “the NFL clothing sold in our Old Navy stores is created by a third party sports licensing company.” However, this is not the first time that the clothing company have made an embarrassing bungle with regards to the accuracy of their sports clothing. Last year, they released thousands of t-shirts with college logos saying “Lets Go”, missing an apostrophe. Hopefully they’ll keep an eye out next time they add new stock!

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